Pardon our LONG LEGS (2024) but we’ve got to talk about this film that has every horror movie fan buzzing !!! you might have heard a variety of takes on just how scary it is - but how did it make us feel? How did end? How did it linger with us ...

Jumpscare gameplay? Animatronics?? JOSH HUTCHERSON??! Five Nights at Freddy’s (2023) came to deliver for old and new fans alike! Whether you know every last bit of 5-hour YouTube essay lore or think this is a movie about Chuck E. Cheese (isn’t ...

If we had a nickel for every time that we didn’t know a Disney movie was based on a theme park ride, we’d have two nickels…which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice, right??? Listen, we are Disney experts NOW - but back in the da...

The DCOM that taught you the rules of being a vampire!! The DCOM that taught you to never find a date on Craigslist!! Mom’s Got a Date with a Vampire (2000) is iconic and unmatched - the formative film that made Mr. Sheffield & Aunt Hilda a...

Dust bunnies, it’s TIME! We’re finally covering our NAMESAKE: Don’t Look Under the Bed (1999). Except DO look there, because that’s where we are! With Larry and Fran and co. We can’t tell you how excited we are to dive into this absolute DCOM c...