Pardon our LONG LEGS (2024) but we’ve got to talk about this film that has every horror movie fan buzzing !!! you might have heard a variety of takes on just how scary it is - but how did it make us feel? How did end? How did it linger with us ...

Jumpscare gameplay? Animatronics?? JOSH HUTCHERSON??! Five Nights at Freddy’s (2023) came to deliver for old and new fans alike! Whether you know every last bit of 5-hour YouTube essay lore or think this is a movie about Chuck E. Cheese (isn’t ...

If we had a nickel for every time that we didn’t know a Disney movie was based on a theme park ride, we’d have two nickels…which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice, right??? Listen, we are Disney experts NOW - but back in the da...

The DCOM that taught you the rules of being a vampire!! The DCOM that taught you to never find a date on Craigslist!! Mom’s Got a Date with a Vampire (2000) is iconic and unmatched - the formative film that made Mr. Sheffield & Aunt Hilda a...

Dust bunnies, it’s TIME! We’re finally covering our NAMESAKE: Don’t Look Under the Bed (1999). Except DO look there, because that’s where we are! With Larry and Fran and co. We can’t tell you how excited we are to dive into this absolute DCOM c...

Ready to get dragged to "hell?!" Don't worry, don't worry - not HELL! Just under the bed with us! We're here to talk about this 2009 classic which somehow neither of us had fully seen until now. Have you watched "Drag Me To Hell?" Experience ou...

You know when you watch a movie because you think you’ll kind of like it but then you reallllly like it, like way WAY more than you even expected? I See You (2019) delivers on all fronts!! We love a film that surprises us while also affirming o...

We've always been a part of the Losers' Club - and getting to revisit IT: Chapter One (2017) proved once again why it was a new, instant classic! From Bill Skarsgard buzz and Stephen King eccentricities to the absolute NEED for a group of kids ...

"Who is the monster and who is the man?" Hunchback of Notre Dame asked, and Barbarian (2022) further explores (and answers) the question. We would very much like to NOT go down and explore these ideas in the darkest depths of an underground bas...

“But is the menu any good?” A GREAT QUESTION - both for the new restaurant in town, but also for The Menu (2021). How delicious is this slow-burn thriller filled with dark humor and a plethora of recognizable stars? What’s the real-world commen...

HAPPY HOLIDAYS Dust Bunnies!! Even though it's the most wonderful-time-of-the-year doesn't mean you can't keep it spooky too! Silent Night might not be as "spooky" as we predicted, but it is...perplexing and haunting. And Keira Knightly is ther...

The truth is, we all need a friendly ghost in our lives - & Casper is the purest, bestest boi for the job! When was the last time you saw this masterpiece? The aesthetics! The vibes! The 90s of it all! Join us as we get settled into this sw...

What a feel-good, comfort film about some things that simply aren’t too feel good! But also - some REALLY good things too!! Practical Magic (1998) feels almost like a TV series combined with its thrilling series finale, & for that, we love ...

It’s the season! It’s here! It’s Halloween time, & time for Halloweentown (1998)! A beloved classic, this movie is a must-watch to start off your spooky season, whether you’re returning to town or just setting foot in this world! We know we...

Forget everything you’ve heard about The Invitation (2022)! If you’re ready to be swept away by a gothic horror romance turned bloody nightmare, then oh boy - we’ve got the fantastical vampire story for you. We dive into how this movie stands o...

What do X-Men’s Ice Man & Alice Cullen have in common? Well, besides maintaining icy temperatures & standing out in their respective franchises - they also share a pretty good horror movie together! Aftermath (2021) is a lot of things (...

Do you ever find horror movies comforting? No? Listen, it’s a thing! And somehow The Wretched (2019) works at being the most upsetting & unsettling film while still delivering all the right comforting & cozy vibes. Well, ok we say cozy ...

Jordan Peele has us yet again yelling his movie title at the screen - & phew, NOPE (2022) truly lives up to its name! This movie kept us guessing from start to finish (& maybe long after), but how does it compare to Get Out (2017) &...

If you know us, then you know we love us some scary movies with Maya Hawke’s dad - so you KNOW we had to go see the Black Phone (2022), even if he’s in a creepy half-mask half the time (& that only scratches the surface of his character’s c...

Not gonna LIE (*elbow nudge*) we had never heard of The Lie (2018) before, but if Joey King stars in it - say no more - WE’RE THERE! THATS OUR RAMONA! We discuss cold eggs for breakfast (like, for EVERY breakfast), the comforting face of Peter ...

We won’t claim to crack what the theme of It Follows (2014) is truly about, but honestly - we get pretty close! Maybe🤔 Okay, but what we CAN promise is that our general buffoonery, endless tangents, & deep analytical thinking will alllll ~f...

Dust Bunnies, how could Dark Skies have been hiding from us for so long?! And by that, we mean how could Netflix have not suggested it to us sooner 😤 It’s all good though, because this film gives us our much-needed fix of unidentifiable objects...

We're still trying to figure out this movie, the horror movie community is still trying to figure out this movie...this movie doesn't know what it is...but HEY we get that, Malignant! And listen, Adam from Supernatural is in it for 5 minutes so...

Welcome to our coverage on the prequel that honestly should have been the 1st film - but who are we to complain when OUIJA: Origin of Evil gave us a taste of what Mike Flanagan’s filmography would soon deliver. Unlike ouija boards, we don’t hav...

Hello Dust bunnies!!!! We’re back from our hiatus with the long-awaited continuation into our beloved Conjuring universe with its 2nd installment that we somehow get confused with the 1st film (hint: it’s because they’re both classics). Join us...